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Denise242

Posted at 2025-10-08 08:01:06 (3 days ago)

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Dear flappy bird,

It’s been years, but I still see you when I close my eyes.
That yellow bird. Those green pipes. That mocking “thud” when I crash.

You probably thought I’d moved on — that I’d found peace, maybe downloaded something chill like Candy Crush.
But no. You broke me. You built me. And now I’m here to finally say what’s been flapping in my heart for too long.

You Were Cute… Until You Weren’t

At first, I thought you were adorable.
A tiny bird, just trying its best to survive in a cruel world of pixelated plumbing.

But then I learned your true nature.

You weren’t a cute little time-killer — you were a test of endurance. A battle of willpower.
A dark mirror reflecting every ounce of my impatience and poor reflexes.

Each tap felt like a heartbeat. Each crash felt like betrayal.

I whispered things to you no bird should ever hear.

You Made Me Believe… and Then You Destroyed Me

Remember the first time I got past 10 pipes? I felt unstoppable.
I was Rocky Balboa with wings. I wanted to text everyone I knew.

But then came pipe 11.

That cursed, cursed pipe.

You didn’t just take my score — you took my soul. My dignity. My Saturday afternoon.

And still… I came back. Because that’s what you do to people, Flappy Bird.
You make us believe this time will be different.

(It never is.)

FAQ (Because Apparently I Still Can’t Let Go)
How to play Flappy Bird on PC?

Type “Flappy Bird online” into your browser and prepare for heartbreak. It’s free, fast, and emotionally damaging — just like the good old days.

Is Flappy Bird still available to download?

Not officially. The original creator, Dong Nguyen, pulled it from app stores back in 2014. Probably out of mercy.

Is Flappy Bird suitable for kids?

Sure! It’s safe for kids — though it might give them their first lesson in disappointment. Consider it “emotional growth training.”

Maybe the Real High Score Was the Friends We Lost Along the Way

Despite all the pain, I can’t hate you, Flappy Bird.
You taught me patience (kind of). You gave me memes, bragging rights, and a reason to scream into my pillow.

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