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Deluser

Posted at 2011-05-17 19:25:46 (793 wks ago)

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Hey!

M-am gandit ( in mintea mea

) ca daca majoritatea forum-urilor au un loc de bash, funny etc. de ce sa nu aiba si X-zone ?

So, am facut acest topic, in care sa postam toti intamplari funny, haioase, penale din viata de zi cu zi, pentru a se amuza si altii pe seama noastra (sau a altora)

Si daca tot mi s-a sculat mie ideea asta, o sa fiu si primul care posteaza :innocent:

Va anunt ca voi sanctiona cu warn 2 saptamani pe cei care vor mai copia de pe alte forumuri si vor posta aici, in bash zone.

Razvan

Chat pe Mess cu o tipa care face videochat wrote:

Syncm75: pai si ce pzm faci tu la videochatu ala ?
Syncm75: nu te plictisesti ?
Alina Camina: taci my pusi, Im hoat
Alina Camina: cam asta fac tota ziua, si Censored

i se uita in *(organ sexual feminin) mea...
Alina Camina: adiac eu sa ma uit toata ziua la **(organ sexual masculin) ta ...
Alina Camina: ma plictiwsec dracu doar iutanduma
Alina Camina: nu?
Syncm75: right! So, are we gonna Censored

?
Alina Camina: nu inteleg, vorbeste in romana sau in iengleza ca doar pestia le stiu
Syncm75: lolz aia era engleza

))
Syncm75: pwned ))))

O discutie palpita cu Andyn wrote:

Syncm75: cf mane ?
Andyn -: bine tu ?
Syncm75: uite ma daore capu de nu mai pot si nu stiu ce sa mai fac
Andyn -: ia o viagra
Syncm75: ))))))))))
Syncm75: ))))
Syncm75: lol man, aia de de Censored

Andyn -: )

Last edited by Răzvan on 2011-05-18 18:53:43

Răzvan	Posted at 2011-05-17 19:44:43 (793 wks ago)
Posts: 247 Location: unknown	Genial :pro:
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Julien	Posted at 2011-05-17 20:05:12 (793 wks ago)
Posts: 17 Location: unknown	Alexandru Constandachi: mai esti beat ? Alexandru Constandachi: parinte ? BUZZ!!! M@gu: nu e acasa M@gu: maine vine Alexandru Constandachi: ;/ Alexandru Constandachi: cu cine discut ? M@gu: mama Alexandru Constandachi: baiatul dumneavoastra se masturbeaza !
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Deluser

Posted at 2011-05-18 05:56:00 (793 wks ago)

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idiot care vrea sursa faillist wrote:

MmM: mane dami si mie suresa la filelist
Syncm75: te costa 10 euro pe paypal, e sursa originala, luata direct de pe FL
MmM: lol mane da te pricepi, zimi si mie cum ai luato
Syncm75: platesti, iti dau sursa si spun cum am luat-o
MmM: gata. You have sent 10 EUR to Andy Mihail!
MmM: acum imi spui ?
Syncm75: da
Syncm75: fii atent: intr-o zi ma tresec si am chef sa iau o sursa, si zic, ce sa fac eu, intru pe filelist si o iau
MmM: leai dat mu.ie la idioti de pe fl ))))
MmM: leai furat sursa ))
Syncm75: nu chiar, am dat download de pe forum si ti-am dat-o tie ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
MmM: cum asa, adica e facuta plubica ?
Syncm75: da ma b00t )))))))))
MmM: adica eu tiam dat 10 euro ca Censored

u? |
Syncm75: fix ca Censored

u ))))))))))))
Syncm75: ia dnd sa te pun pe bash ))))))

Deluser

Posted at 2011-05-18 07:19:15 (793 wks ago)

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Teza la romana, si ma intreaba un coleg de Lumina de Blaga

vEcToRRRRy ;x : ai invatat ma ?
Marian 23 : aha
vEcToRRRRy ;x : ai lumina?
Marian 23 : am
Marian 23 : ca e platita
vEcToRRRRy ;x : unde?
Marian 23 : la electrica
vEcToRRRRy ;x : baa
vEcToRRRRy ;x : POEZIA
vEcToRRRRy ;x : !
vEcToRRRRy ;x :

Marian 23 :

vEcToRRRRy ;x : eu ma gandeam k ai platit
vEcToRRRRy ;x : undeva
vEcToRRRRy ;x : sa ai referatu
vEcToRRRRy ;x : calumea
Marian 23 : e plua

Deluser	Posted at 2011-05-18 10:01:50 (793 wks ago)
Deleted Account Posts: 365 Location: unknown	l0v3Ly: ai da bagasi l0v3Ly: codu la CS l0v3Ly: ? Syncm75: ce cod ma, ca joc cu steam l0v3Ly is typing... l0v3Ly: aa l0v3Ly: pai deaai joci asa bine, ca ai ala Syncm75: ce am ? l0v3Ly: staem ala cu care joci Syncm75: bashed ))
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Răzvan	Posted at 2011-05-18 11:55:57 (793 wks ago)
Posts: 247 Location: unknown	razzzzvan n: ai stk la bash zone de la sefu tau syncm: syncm: de la razzy ? razzzzvan n: eu fa razzzzvan n: bash ? Last edited by Răzvan on 2011-05-18 11:58:03
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Razzy

Posted at 2011-05-18 13:35:37 (793 wks ago)

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Răzvan wrote:

razzzzvan n: ai stk la bash zone de la sefu tau
syncm:

syncm: de la razzy ?
razzzzvan n: eu fa
razzzzvan n: bash ?

Julien

Posted at 2011-05-18 16:24:25 (793 wks ago)

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deeW ₪: fi atent in Censored

mea
deeW ₪: cand am venit acasa,aveam bricheta in buzunaru de la blugi si cand mi-am pus blugii
deeW ₪: in dulap o cazut bricheta din ei si era so vada maicamea si eu rpd am luato
deeW ₪: si nu stiam unde so ascund si am bagato rpd in chiloti
deeW ₪: la spate
deeW ₪: ba si am uitat de ea , n-am simtito
deeW ₪: ba si acuma cand ma asez si mi se zgarie curu de bricheta
deeW ₪: ca mam dat tare pe scaun
deeW ₪: m-am aruncat de sus
deeW ₪: si nush cum plm so pus bricheta gresit
deeW ₪: iuuuuuu
deeW ₪: ce mi-am futut una
Dima: bash ))))
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Comentariu despre iPhone pe un forum...

e de kkt, nu va cumparati ca nici macar radio nu are. si daca incerc sa ascult manele la ipod pe difuzor se restarteaza telefonul. Alte melodii merg normal ...

Last edited by Julien on 2011-05-18 16:27:13

kRaiTyz

Posted at 2011-05-18 16:28:57 (793 wks ago)

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MasterLord wrote:

deeW ₪: fi atent in Censored

hahahha buna aia cu bricheta =

)))

Deluser

Posted at 2011-05-18 16:31:07 (793 wks ago)

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MasterLord wrote:

deeW ₪: fi atent in Censored

:slap: ce caractere frateee

Julien

Posted at 2011-05-18 16:34:12 (793 wks ago)

Posts: 17
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killthemf: uite asa io trag lu ma-ta
killthemf: http://i46.tinypic.com/117tqub.jpg
Diriga: ceeeeeeeeeee???????
killthemf: au sa-mi bag ...
Diriga: ce inseamna aia ?
killthemf: doamna scuze n-am vrut sa va arat dumneavoastra
Diriga: 1 ai la purtare , 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
killthemf: scuze doamna , asa se intampla pe mess , vroiam sa ii arat lu marius cum sta treaba intre mine si maicasa
Diriga: ok o sun eu acum sa ii spun !!!!!
killthemf: datimi si mie numaru ei
Diriga: nesimtitule !!!
killthemf:

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laURRR~: bai, ai facut' porcaria aia de problema la info?
laURRR~: mi-a compilat 'anpwlea si a intrat in bucla infinita
Stefania: so ce impotent iam facut un blowjob si ia murit dupa 2 minute)))
Stefania: omg wrong window!
laURRR~: cout<<"B A S H E D!"
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Dangereux: ce faci mah
DJ Diego: suparat
Dangereux: pai ?
DJ Diego: Censored

mea fu o faza super penala la shcoala
Dangereux: ce patzishi ?
DJ Diego: ma trasa profu de perciuni shi ma ridica in acelashi timp de pe scaun ...
DJ Diego: iar cum eu vroiam sa nu ma mishc ... sa ma abtzin de la bashina ... ala ma ridica fortzat shi bashina cu trasul perciunilor fura simultane
DJ Diego: se rimau amandoua in acelashi timp precum platanele lui DJ Tiesto
DJ Diego: ma jur
Dangereux:

))))))))))))))
Dangereux: ahahahahhaha
Dangereux: bashed
Dangereux:

DJ Diego: MATA
DJ Diego: FMM
DJ Diego: BA
DJ Diego: NU
DJ Diego: !!!
DJ Diego: NU FII RATAT !!!

kRaiTyz

Posted at 2011-05-18 16:45:49 (793 wks ago)

Posts: 24
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cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.?
PAPU: da
PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza
cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt
PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede
cristi_ro: k
cristi_ro: asteapta
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit Censored

ule nu baga
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit Censored

ule nu baga
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha

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Deluser	Posted at 2011-05-18 16:48:09 (793 wks ago)
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Razzy	Posted at 2011-05-18 17:08:25 (793 wks ago)
Posts: 506 Location: unknown	Razzy: urat esti ba ) cosmin valentin: adik? Razzy: ) Razzy: in general
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Răzvan

Posted at 2011-05-18 18:54:09 (793 wks ago)

Posts: 247
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syncm: Hosting CS 16 sloturi pentru 2,5 euro pe luna !
Buzz care vrei mai dau doar 2
razzzzvan n: aoleo
razzzzvan n: nu-mi zine sa cred
razzzzvan n: vezi postu tau din bash.. ala primu ))
razzzzvan n: a fost editat de sefu
syncm: care
razzzzvan n: sefu tau
syncm: razzy ?
razzzzvan n: nu-l cunosti ?
razzzzvan n:
razzzzvan n: te-a mitut sa zici asta ?
syncm:
syncm: mi-a zis sa nu iti zic
razzzzvan n: stii acuma ce se intampla,nu ?
razzzzvan n: tu l-ai facut.. tu esti vedeta

Last edited by Răzvan on 2011-05-18 19:07:22

Deluser

Posted at 2011-05-19 16:22:19 (793 wks ago)

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Blacklist:

/userdetails.php?id=113277 target=_blank>Awthentik - Copiaza bash-uri de pe bash.cf.ro si le pune aici.
/userdetails.php?id=234438 target=_blank>kRaiTyz - Copiaza bash-uri de pe bash.cf.ro si le pune aici.
/userdetails.php?id=33719 target=_blank>MasterLord - Copiaza bash-uri de pe bash.cf.ro si le pune aici.

TIN SA VA ANUNT CA FRECVENTEZ APROAPE ZILNIC BASH.CF.RO SI STIU APROAPE 98% DIN BASH-URILE DE ACOLO, IAR DACA VA MAI PRIND CA POSTATI DE ACOLO O SA LUATI WARN!
DACA STII CA NU ESTI IN STARE NU MAI POSTA, NU COPIA CA UN PAPAGAL DE ACOLO AICI!

Deluser	Posted at 2011-05-21 09:15:20 (793 wks ago)
Deleted Account Posts: 365 Location: unknown	NaBaBuL Aalek: pai nai zis ca e apocalipsa ce ma iastepti Andy Andy: pai vreau sa chiem toti sfintii pe myshf.org Andy Andy: sa isi faca cont si sa doneze vesnic Andy Andy: :innocent: NaBaBuL Aalek is typing... NaBaBuL Aalek: Amin Andy Andy:
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Deluser	Posted at 2011-05-21 13:25:58 (793 wks ago)
Deleted Account Posts: 46 Location: unknown	:rofl: Asta da topic , merita , aprovizionat zilnic :rofl: Ada : ce faci ma ? hd.vip19 : stau in pat si ma uit pe tavan , tu ? Ada : dapai bine , pe acasa, ma plictisesc hd.vip19 : tu , am auzit ca , cand i tragi in piept ) Ada : ai auzit , ma spal pe dinti doar hd.vip19 : nu ai nevoie sa te speli acuma :> ?
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Deluser

Posted at 2011-05-21 17:15:39 (793 wks ago)

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Syncm: mane cate puli ti-au trecut pe langa gura ?:>
AlexXx: niciuna

Syncm: inseamna ca au nimerit toate

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Syncm: man ce conteaza mai mult, marimea sau tactica ?
AdRiAn: tactica
Syncm: altu cu Pula mica

))))))))

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Syncm: mane ce culoare are viagra la mijloc ?
MariuSSSsss: nu am de unde sa stiu
Syncm: inseamna ca ai luat-o toata

))

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Sunrise	Posted at 2011-05-21 20:36:38 (793 wks ago)
Posts: 466 Location: unknown	)))Syncm the best!!!!
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Deluser	Posted at 2011-05-22 11:55:00 (793 wks ago)
Deleted Account Posts: 365 Location: unknown	AuRRa;X: da fata i-am facut blowjob, cel mai tare blowjob pe care l-am facut vreodata, super tipu, e coleg cu mine, se ingrijeste era ras AuRRa;X: sa fi fost tu in locu meu Syncm75: wtf ? :-\| AuRRa;X omg, gresii fereastra Syncm75: B.A.S.H.E.D ))))))))))
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Răzvan	Posted at 2011-05-22 18:01:54 (793 wks ago)
Posts: 247 Location: unknown	SyncM: esti nebun stateam cu baietii pe scara fumam o tigara si beam bere, si ea ma freca pe ...am zis c-o fut in fata blocului SyncM: OMG wrong window razzzzvan n: bash )) SyncM: baaaa razzzzvan n: sa mori
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Deluser

Posted at 2011-05-26 16:37:24 (792 wks ago)

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kRaiTyz wrote:

ule nu baga
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit Censored

)

buna buna asta :rofl2:

Deluser

Posted at 2011-05-30 07:14:04 (791 wks ago)

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Răzvan wrote:

SyncM: esti nebun stateam cu baietii pe scara fumam o tigara si beam bere, si ea ma freca pe Censored

...am zis c-o fut in fata blocului
SyncM: OMG wrong window
razzzzvan n: bash

))
SyncM: baaaa

razzzzvan n: sa mori

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