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Posted at 2011-05-17 19:25:46 (705 wks ago)
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Hey!

M-am gandit ( in mintea mea ) ca daca majoritatea forum-urilor au un loc de bash, funny etc. de ce sa nu aiba si X-zone ?

So, am facut acest topic, in care sa postam toti intamplari funny, haioase, penale din viata de zi cu zi, pentru a se amuza si altii pe seama noastra (sau a altora)

Si daca tot mi s-a sculat mie ideea asta, o sa fiu si primul care posteaza :innocent:

Va anunt ca voi sanctiona cu warn 2 saptamani pe cei care vor mai copia de pe alte forumuri si vor posta aici, in bash zone.

Razvan


Chat pe Mess cu o tipa care face videochat wrote:

Syncm75: pai si ce pzm faci tu la videochatu ala ?
Syncm75: nu te plictisesti ?
Alina Camina: taci my pusi, Im hoat
Alina Camina: cam asta fac tota ziua, si Censoredi se uita in *(organ sexual feminin) mea...
Alina Camina: adiac eu sa ma uit toata ziua la **(organ sexual masculin) ta ...
Alina Camina: ma plictiwsec dracu doar iutanduma
Alina Camina: nu?
Syncm75: right! So, are we gonna Censored ?
Alina Camina: nu inteleg, vorbeste in romana sau in iengleza ca doar pestia le stiu
Syncm75: lolz aia era engleza  ))
Syncm75: pwned ))))

O discutie palpita cu Andyn wrote:

Syncm75: cf mane ?
Andyn -: bine tu ?
Syncm75: uite ma daore capu de nu mai pot si nu stiu ce sa mai fac
Andyn -: ia o viagra
Syncm75: ))))))))))
Syncm75: ))))
Syncm75: lol man, aia de de Censored
Andyn -: )



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Răzvan
Posted at 2011-05-17 19:44:43 (705 wks ago)



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Genial :pro:

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Julien
Posted at 2011-05-17 20:05:12 (705 wks ago)



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Alexandru Constandachi: mai esti beat ?
Alexandru Constandachi: parinte ?
BUZZ!!!
M@gu: nu e acasa
M@gu: maine vine
Alexandru Constandachi: ;/
Alexandru Constandachi: cu cine discut ?
M@gu: mama
Alexandru Constandachi: baiatul dumneavoastra se masturbeaza !

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Deluser
Posted at 2011-05-18 05:56:00 (705 wks ago)
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idiot care vrea sursa faillist wrote:

MmM: mane dami si mie suresa la filelist
Syncm75: te costa 10 euro pe paypal, e sursa originala, luata direct de pe FL
MmM: lol mane da te pricepi, zimi si mie cum ai luato
Syncm75: platesti, iti dau sursa si spun cum am luat-o
MmM: gata. You have sent 10 EUR to Andy Mihail!
MmM: acum imi spui ?
Syncm75: da
Syncm75: fii atent: intr-o zi ma tresec si am chef sa iau o sursa, si zic, ce sa fac eu, intru pe filelist si o iau
MmM: leai dat mu.ie la idioti de pe fl ))))
MmM: leai furat sursa ))
Syncm75: nu chiar, am dat download de pe forum si ti-am dat-o tie ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
MmM: cum asa, adica e facuta plubica ?
Syncm75: da ma b00t )))))))))
MmM: adica eu tiam dat 10 euro ca Censoredu? |
Syncm75: fix ca Censoredu ))))))))))))
Syncm75: ia dnd sa te pun pe bash ))))))



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Deluser
Posted at 2011-05-18 07:19:15 (705 wks ago)
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Teza la romana, si ma intreaba un coleg de Lumina de Blaga

vEcToRRRRy ;x : ai invatat ma ?
Marian 23 : aha
vEcToRRRRy ;x : ai lumina?
Marian 23 : am
Marian 23 : ca e platita
vEcToRRRRy ;x : unde?
Marian 23 : la electrica
vEcToRRRRy ;x : baa
vEcToRRRRy ;x : POEZIA
vEcToRRRRy ;x : !
vEcToRRRRy ;x :
Marian 23 :
vEcToRRRRy ;x : eu ma gandeam k ai platit
vEcToRRRRy ;x : undeva
vEcToRRRRy ;x : sa ai referatu
vEcToRRRRy ;x : calumea
Marian 23 : e plua

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Posted at 2011-05-18 10:01:50 (705 wks ago)
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l0v3Ly: ai da bagasi
l0v3Ly: codu la CS
l0v3Ly: ?
Syncm75: ce cod ma, ca joc cu steam
l0v3Ly is typing...
l0v3Ly: aa
l0v3Ly: pai deaai joci asa bine, ca ai ala
Syncm75: ce am ?
l0v3Ly: staem ala cu care joci
Syncm75: bashed ))

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Răzvan
Posted at 2011-05-18 11:55:57 (705 wks ago)



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razzzzvan n: ai stk la bash zone de la sefu tau
syncm:
syncm:  de la razzy ?
razzzzvan n: eu fa
razzzzvan n: bash ?

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Razzy
Posted at 2011-05-18 13:35:37 (705 wks ago)



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Răzvan wrote:

razzzzvan n: ai stk la bash zone de la sefu tau
syncm:
syncm:  de la razzy ?
razzzzvan n: eu fa
razzzzvan n: bash ?





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Julien
Posted at 2011-05-18 16:24:25 (705 wks ago)



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deeW ₪: fi atent in Censored mea
deeW ₪: cand am venit acasa,aveam bricheta in buzunaru de la blugi si cand mi-am pus blugii
deeW ₪: in dulap o cazut bricheta din ei si era so vada maicamea si eu rpd am luato
deeW ₪: si nu stiam unde so ascund si am bagato rpd in chiloti
deeW ₪: la spate
deeW ₪: ba si am uitat de ea , n-am simtito
deeW ₪: ba si acuma cand ma asez si mi se zgarie curu de bricheta
deeW ₪: ca mam dat tare pe scaun
deeW ₪: m-am aruncat de sus
deeW ₪: si nush cum plm so pus bricheta gresit
deeW ₪: iuuuuuu
deeW ₪: ce mi-am futut una
Dima:  bash ))))
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Comentariu despre iPhone pe un forum...

e de kkt, nu va cumparati ca nici macar radio nu are. si daca incerc sa ascult manele la ipod pe difuzor se restarteaza telefonul. Alte melodii merg normal ...

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kRaiTyz
Posted at 2011-05-18 16:28:57 (705 wks ago)



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MasterLord wrote:

deeW ₪: fi atent in Censored mea
deeW ₪: cand am venit acasa,aveam bricheta in buzunaru de la blugi si cand mi-am pus blugii
deeW ₪: in dulap o cazut bricheta din ei si era so vada maicamea si eu rpd am luato
deeW ₪: si nu stiam unde so ascund si am bagato rpd in chiloti
deeW ₪: la spate
deeW ₪: ba si am uitat de ea , n-am simtito
deeW ₪: ba si acuma cand ma asez si mi se zgarie curu de bricheta
deeW ₪: ca mam dat tare pe scaun
deeW ₪: m-am aruncat de sus
deeW ₪: si nush cum plm so pus bricheta gresit
deeW ₪: iuuuuuu
deeW ₪: ce mi-am futut una
Dima:  bash ))))
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Comentariu despre iPhone pe un forum...

e de kkt, nu va cumparati ca nici macar radio nu are. si daca incerc sa ascult manele la ipod pe difuzor se restarteaza telefonul. Alte melodii merg normal ...

hahahha buna aia cu bricheta =)))

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Deluser
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MasterLord wrote:

deeW ₪: fi atent in Censored mea
deeW ₪: cand am venit acasa,aveam bricheta in buzunaru de la blugi si cand mi-am pus blugii
deeW ₪: in dulap o cazut bricheta din ei si era so vada maicamea si eu rpd am luato
deeW ₪: si nu stiam unde so ascund si am bagato rpd in chiloti
deeW ₪: la spate
deeW ₪: ba si am uitat de ea , n-am simtito
deeW ₪: ba si acuma cand ma asez si mi se zgarie curu de bricheta
deeW ₪: ca mam dat tare pe scaun
deeW ₪: m-am aruncat de sus
deeW ₪: si nush cum plm so pus bricheta gresit
deeW ₪: iuuuuuu
deeW ₪: ce mi-am futut una
Dima:  bash ))))
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Comentariu despre iPhone pe un forum...

e de kkt, nu va cumparati ca nici macar radio nu are. si daca incerc sa ascult manele la ipod pe difuzor se restarteaza telefonul. Alte melodii merg normal ...

:slap: ce caractere frateee

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Julien
Posted at 2011-05-18 16:34:12 (705 wks ago)



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killthemf: uite asa io trag lu ma-ta
killthemf: http://i46.tinypic.com/117tqub.jpg
Diriga: ceeeeeeeeeee???????
killthemf: au sa-mi bag ...
Diriga: ce inseamna aia ?
killthemf: doamna scuze n-am vrut sa va arat dumneavoastra
Diriga: 1 ai la purtare , 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
killthemf: scuze doamna , asa se intampla pe mess , vroiam sa ii arat lu marius cum sta treaba intre mine si maicasa
Diriga: ok o sun eu acum sa ii spun !!!!!
killthemf: datimi si mie numaru ei
Diriga: nesimtitule !!!
killthemf:
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laURRR~: bai, ai facut' porcaria aia de problema la info?
laURRR~: mi-a compilat 'anpwlea si a intrat in bucla infinita
Stefania: so ce impotent iam facut un blowjob si ia murit dupa 2 minute)))
Stefania: omg wrong window!
laURRR~: cout<<"B A S H E D!"
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Dangereux: ce faci mah
DJ Diego: suparat
Dangereux: pai ?
DJ Diego: Censored mea fu o faza super penala la shcoala
Dangereux: ce patzishi ?
DJ Diego: ma trasa profu de perciuni shi ma ridica in acelashi timp de pe scaun ...
DJ Diego: iar cum eu vroiam sa nu ma mishc ... sa ma abtzin de la bashina ... ala ma ridica fortzat shi bashina cu trasul perciunilor fura simultane
DJ Diego: se rimau amandoua in acelashi timp precum platanele lui DJ Tiesto
DJ Diego: ma jur
Dangereux: ))))))))))))))
Dangereux: ahahahahhaha
Dangereux: bashed
Dangereux:
DJ Diego: MATA
DJ Diego: FMM
DJ Diego: BA
DJ Diego: NU
DJ Diego: !!!
DJ Diego: NU FII RATAT !!!

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kRaiTyz
Posted at 2011-05-18 16:45:49 (705 wks ago)



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cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.?
PAPU: da
PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza
cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt
PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede
cristi_ro: k
cristi_ro: asteapta
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit Censoredule nu baga
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit Censoredule nu baga
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha

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Razzy
Posted at 2011-05-18 17:08:25 (705 wks ago)



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Razzy: urat esti ba )
cosmin valentin: adik?
Razzy: )
Razzy: in general



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Răzvan
Posted at 2011-05-18 18:54:09 (705 wks ago)



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syncm: Hosting CS 16 sloturi pentru 2,5 euro pe luna !
Buzz care vrei mai dau doar 2
razzzzvan n: aoleo
razzzzvan n: nu-mi zine sa cred
razzzzvan n: vezi postu tau din bash.. ala primu ))
razzzzvan n: a fost editat de sefu
syncm: care
razzzzvan n: sefu tau
syncm: razzy ?
razzzzvan n: nu-l cunosti ?
razzzzvan n:
razzzzvan n: te-a mitut sa zici asta ?
syncm:
syncm: mi-a zis sa nu iti zic
razzzzvan n: stii acuma ce se intampla,nu ?
razzzzvan n: tu l-ai facut.. tu esti vedeta


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Deluser
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Blacklist:

/userdetails.php?id=113277 target=_blank>Awthentik - Copiaza bash-uri de pe bash.cf.ro si le pune aici.
/userdetails.php?id=234438 target=_blank>kRaiTyz - Copiaza bash-uri de pe bash.cf.ro si le pune aici.
/userdetails.php?id=33719 target=_blank>MasterLord - Copiaza bash-uri de pe bash.cf.ro si le pune aici.

TIN SA VA ANUNT CA FRECVENTEZ APROAPE ZILNIC BASH.CF.RO SI STIU APROAPE 98% DIN BASH-URILE DE ACOLO, IAR DACA VA MAI PRIND CA POSTATI DE ACOLO O SA LUATI WARN!
DACA STII CA NU ESTI IN STARE NU MAI POSTA, NU COPIA CA UN PAPAGAL DE ACOLO AICI!


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Deluser
Posted at 2011-05-21 09:15:20 (704 wks ago)
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NaBaBuL Aalek: pai nai zis ca e apocalipsa ce ma iastepti
Andy Andy: pai vreau sa chiem toti sfintii pe myshf.org
Andy Andy: sa isi faca cont si sa doneze vesnic
Andy Andy: :innocent:
NaBaBuL Aalek is typing...
NaBaBuL Aalek: Amin
Andy Andy:

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:rofl: Asta da topic , merita , aprovizionat zilnic :rofl:

Ada : ce faci ma ?
hd.vip19 : stau in pat si ma uit pe tavan , tu ?
Ada : dapai bine , pe acasa, ma plictisesc
hd.vip19 : tu , am auzit ca , cand Censoredi Censored tragi in piept )
Ada : ai auzit Censored, ma spal pe dinti doar  
hd.vip19 : nu ai nevoie sa te speli acuma :> ?


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Syncm: mane cate puli ti-au trecut pe langa gura ?:>
AlexXx: niciuna
Syncm: inseamna ca au nimerit toate )

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Syncm: man ce conteaza mai mult, marimea sau tactica ?
AdRiAn: tactica
Syncm: altu cu Pula mica ))))))))

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Syncm: mane ce culoare are viagra la mijloc ?
MariuSSSsss: nu am de unde sa stiu
Syncm: inseamna ca ai luat-o toata )))

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)))Syncm the best!!!!

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AuRRa;X: da fata i-am facut blowjob, cel mai tare blowjob pe care l-am facut vreodata, super tipu, e coleg cu mine, se ingrijeste era ras
AuRRa;X: sa fi fost tu in locu meu
Syncm75: wtf ? :-|
AuRRa;X omg, gresii fereastra
Syncm75: B.A.S.H.E.D ))))))))))

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Răzvan
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SyncM:   esti nebun stateam cu baietii pe scara fumam o tigara si beam bere, si ea ma freca pe Censored...am zis c-o fut in fata blocului
SyncM:   OMG wrong window
razzzzvan n: bash ))
SyncM:   baaaa
razzzzvan n: sa mori

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kRaiTyz wrote:

cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.?
PAPU: da
PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza
cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt
PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede
cristi_ro: k
cristi_ro: asteapta
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit Censoredule nu baga
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit Censoredule nu baga
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha

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buna buna asta :rofl2:

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Răzvan wrote:

SyncM:   esti nebun stateam cu baietii pe scara fumam o tigara si beam bere, si ea ma freca pe Censored...am zis c-o fut in fata blocului
SyncM:   OMG wrong window
razzzzvan n: bash ))
SyncM:   baaaa
razzzzvan n: sa mori



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